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Poetry Poems Verse one phase 2
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© Dale wicks
in persona of Wommi the Wombat
( this page only )
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I hurt my brain today
Thinkin about you.
Why'd you go and do that thing?
That thing I hate so true.
Now its oer and too late
to stop the heavy blues
from floatin in and make me hate
that thing you did
that let me know
that made me think
that hurt my brain
that you weren't being true.
Thought to ask you to be my girl
for you had my insides in a whirl
but you gave me those Einstein Eyes
which made me know, sadly realize
that my E would never equal
your MC squared..
Nature Walk
Make my way down a path on a bright
sunny day
greet the birds who are tipping their wings
A smile for all the trees as they wave in the breeze
grasp a squirrel while I tickle his belly.
Its a fine day for a stroll being part of all nature.
hugging snakes, petting stones, lapping streams
I won't be rushing thru it, amid the foliage I do sit
till I'm satiated on this world of green.
Spanking Monkeys
Such an offense that it makes me want
to shout
Folks spanking monkeys and there all about
Why isn't PETA aware of this cruel scene
Poor hairy little fellas, its really obscene
They just want to play and climb in the trees
So leave them alone, not laid over your knees
What if you were a monkey that someone just seized
and paddled away without mercy, despite all your pleas?
Ode to Steve Guttenberg
Where have you gone Steve Guttenberg?
I've just been wondering how you were
We remember you fondly with lil M-5
How he died, but, then wow, he was made alive
and you with two other hapless guys
to handle one baby you needed allies
and speaking of cute, how bout cocoon
old farts getting spry, why'd you leave us so soon?
and last but not least the police academy
you caused dolts to triumph in the face of adversity
and suddenly you were gone and the series did sag
for you left the cast heartless, bubba holding the bag
Now the void apparent, the big screen is blue
Come back Steve Guttenberg, we're lost without you.
I feel it coming on
my pulse is quickening
the air is getting heavy
the smell is sickening
There's spots before my eyes
My touch is feeling funny.
is that a tumor on my toe?
now my nose is getting runny
I need a pill
I need a doc
feels like my head
is full of rocks.
take me to the hospital
you can't help me at home
can't you see I'm breaking out
in psychosomatic syndrome.
I cracked a smile the other day
An effort to relieve some tension.
The smile was infectious and quickly spread
Til the world was a sea of smiley faces
Which I then found unnerving
and paranoia set in
I mean what were they smiling about?
So I started to frown
and the world came around.
inverting those turned up lips.
This was a relief
For this place was made to hold grief
and I'll just learn to live with the tension.
When life slaps my face
I bow and receive it
Like a hug from
my dearest friend.
I thank life profusely
for the much needed lesson
then when life's not expecting
I turn round and kick all his teeth in.
I bit someone today
I'll bite someone tomorrow
It doesn't make me happy
nor does it cause me sorrow
I'll nip them when I'm sunny
I'll snip them when I'm blue
There really is no reason
It's just something that I do.
Went up to a stranger
and I gave them a kiss
then while batting my eyes
said what do you think of this?
Their response a surprise
for I thought me quite fetching
no words were returned
just the sound of deep retching.
You can posture all you want
make faces and emote.
Smile and bid me kindly
Frown down and cast me out.
I'm not going anywhere
tis your thing which goes away
The shout I hear is game over
and you'll have less and less to play.
I got a new instrument the other day
so gather round and sit you down
I'll play a tune on my string theory
twinkle, twinkle, twang
tweedle, tweedle, twum
There's eleven dimensions
don't get hung up on this one.
First and Foremost you got to get real
light
Don't flap or jump about cause effort isn't right.
Next let yourself melt into a little shiny pool.
Then rise up as a bird and the feelings kinda cool.
I tried to count all the ways I love you
and tabulated so many, none the same
that the friction from moving beads about
caused my abacus to burst into flame.
My world is coming to an end again
Exploding I send off debris
Like a flash of light coming in the night
thru the air fly pieces of me.
At first I stand there exploded.
and I like it, but what do I do?
often gather the rind, return to the grind
when I'd rather remain in apocalypse.
Get your own wormhole
This one here is mine
The way I teleport
it's just one at a time.
Find your own damn portal
Don't be squeezing in with me.
What if we get stuck
and have to cruise eternally?
I have a black hole of love for you
and it keeps on sucking me in.
Do my best to maintain composure
but this condition is stretching me thin.
So you've come to my place
I'm laid back, in your face.
I may be entreating.
I might hit the ceiling.
This spot's a rainbow of feeling.
They'll be no concealing.
The many moods of Wommi.
I've whipped a pack of dingo's
as I played a didgeridoo
So don't think I'm too bashful
to re-arrange your face for you.
Then I cry, I love you
you've always been my mate.
So lets hug and play a game of darts
before it gets too late.
Pay attention humans
I'll only say this once
observe the flow in nature
don't act as if you hate her
you're a chronic masturbator
only satisfying self.
Don't be the funky puzzle piece
that never fits the whole.
find yourself some unity
new eyes to see with clarity
a heapin hunk of charity
and a pinch of animal Zen.
I feel like I was hurled into this world
No one asked me my opinion
So I shook it off and bopped about
considering how to take dominion
At first with aspirations great
I tried to rule the earth
but none took my direction
tho I screamed with all my worth.
Then lowering expectations
I selected a chosen few
and smiled so graciously and said
may I rule all of you?
They laughed and spat
right in my face
I still feel as if I have a trace
of goober on my chin
So now I sit
will not grow large
you've made it clear
I'm not in charge.
A gentle breeze blows cross my pits
wafting my scent does fill the room
my mate smiles, choking out compliment
you are the envy of all earthen creatures.
When I grow up
I plan to throw up
all the instructions
given to me.
I don't need your plans
your manipulative hands
all in my face
setting in place
the way I should
think and be.
So take your rule book
looks like a dump I just took
we'll flush them as one
then walk into the sun
Roses
I like their stink
they make me think
of you.
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